February 2012
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Spirograph Snowflakes (with 10 points)
markittenfreecat:
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lobotomypop:
Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean cutting.
For this you’ll need to start with a square of paper and have a pair of scissors, a protractor, and a pencil at...
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Hey guys. →
Ya’ll should donate to my cause to become the next Lich Queen. Yeh. Because I’m awesome. 8I
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I'm not a science person
soselfimportant:
so do ovaries explode
are ovaries made of explosives
do women live their day-to-day lives in fear of spontaneous arousal somehow resonating at just the right frequency to be in perfect harmonious sync with the finer internal workings of their nether-bits which happen to be made of highly volatile components
is that how that works
whenever somebody responds to my music with...
soselfimportant:
I feel a little guilty
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
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teacher: you, pass out papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
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Watchurl-goes-here:
rlyrlybigman:
comfortkeepsusnice:
clusterslut:
giveyourselftosin:
I’M DYING OKAY
HIS VOICE THREW ME OFF GUARD
erkgtiuewihrgh4oguwo4r gw4ighwvi oh my god fwou4gio4ubvrhow4iur HE LOOKS SO HAPPY TOO.
JESUS HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
Paco could probably do this.
HAH WHAT?
That was the best video I’ve seen in a long time.
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!